At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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