Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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