whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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