It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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