did you get engaged???
id be glad to
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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