Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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