Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
And then my night got REAL pukey
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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