is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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