Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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