I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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