would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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