we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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