they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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