Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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