You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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