I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
