i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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