its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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