fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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