I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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