its not stalking. its research.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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