I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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