i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
These tits shall not be calmed
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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