I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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