its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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