Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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