Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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