plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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