Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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