why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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