i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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