I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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