I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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