the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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