The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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