I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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