Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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