This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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