ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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