I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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