OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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