I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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