just come out here and I will go home with you...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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