..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
