You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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