Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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