Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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