This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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