i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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