I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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