Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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