no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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