You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
